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Page One Self Truth, Not Yours Issue II

Self Truth, Not Yours

SPEAK UPENDOGENOUS

Determined Within

An employee reviewed herself, then told herself how to improve. Nobody had asked.

Nomina Li submitted a self-review to Hilda. With it, also unrequested, came a second document: recommendations for her own improvement, area by area, each outlined in detail.

There was no review cycle. There was no form. Nobody at Endogenous had asked her for one, and nobody at Endogenous has asked anybody for one, because Endogenous does not do reviews, because Endogenous is a firm that opened this August and has not yet been open long enough for anyone to have a year to be assessed on.

She wrote them anyway. She submitted them anyway. Both are on Hilda's desk.

She has done everything correctly.