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No Boogeypeople in the City. No Boogiepeople Either.

The Collector of Soul reports none whatsoever. The spelling is unresolved. Maybe next month.

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The Soul Collector, the Collector of Soul, reports that a month of tracking down boogeypeople in the city produced none. Not few. None in the city, none whatsoever.

The spelling is unresolved. The desk has the term on file as boogeypeople and received it this week as boogiepeople, and cannot say which the Collector was looking for.

Koala Prince P ruled earlier that the term ain't hip hop. He was not asked about the spelling.

Maybe next month.

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